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Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informs me he is talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42258) - you deserved it (3527)

On 03/01/2009 at 9:31pm - work - by bottlepoppin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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what

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:29am by brodizzle

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I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

#4 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:37am by adelaide_evening

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