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Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

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Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....

#2 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:03pm by 0671241409

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wow she sounds like a charming lady

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:02pm by annasworld

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