Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
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0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
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annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
Jacobt24 19
Or OP just looks that sexy in a business suit
zachwass 0
Maybe her business suit is prostitute clothing?
weewee1 0
well obviously... boss= pimp a new position= a different street corner business suit= low cut shirt, mini skirt, fishnet and leather boots
Denikk 0
OP, define "business".
lackofhobby 2
microskirts...?(^o^)?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Probably too much make up : FYL
VeroAnne 11
What kind of business do you usually do in that suit?
womanjesus 0
was it a birthday business suit?
XxDancerGirlxX 17
LOL
Iamnotmyself 17
Ok so here's how it went down. Me and my coworker (OP) were sitting in my office and charting when all of sudden our boss came in and told us their was a loin attacking the building. Betty(OP) and me went down to try and help, and by hells luck we got surrounded by a pack of wolves and dolphin bears. After a brief fight the lion came into the scene with a shotgun, and I knocked the shotgun out of his hands as Betty kneed him and held his leg, unfortunately the lion scratched the business suit so that it looked like a lingerie. As the lion was about to eat me she took the shotgun and killed him. She was immediately given a promotion. The promotion was to give Boners a handjob. Sorry for any confusion we could only fit so much of the story.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
I'm very curious to see what this business suit looks like
ohSNAPyall 26
87 loins can put up a good fight!
kelsey_katie 17
And, were you wearing just a normal business suit, are something prostitute-y?! I don't see why a normal business would make you look a prostitute, but whatever. Fyl, op
airforce987 20
...well, maybe France too... :D
airforce987 20
I can't believe no one has said this yet: Only in Vietnam....
airforce987 20
wow wtf happened to my comments? The second got put first? Lol
Jvr91 8
Classy prostitute
vegan_muffin 5
Exactly. Where was this business suit purchased? If the answer is Forever 21, you should not be allowed into the hotel.
OoLogicalOo 4
She's jelly.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Oh, you didn't know business suits are the new prostitution wear?
whyXD 13
you should have dressed like a hooker.
alphabetsoup1234 13
Very jealous receptionist. Maybe the person looked so good the receptionist had an inferiority complex? ^_^
0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
genesisnirvana 11
OP's idea of a business suit might be SLIGHTLY different from what others consider a business suit.
_Oblivion_ 12
it was her "business" suit, refering to another fml
EvilPotato 14
maybe OP's business suit was to short.
themaddog 0
Maybe it's kind of like a birthday suit.
quesidias 0
Hey hey guys! Don't judge her! Maybe her business suit DOES include a lady blazer and skirt * with nothing underneath for quick transactions...
mikentrigger 4
Worst hotel policy ever.
aleithiera 2
A woman's business suit does not not necessarily have to include a skirt. She could have pulled a Hilary Clinton and gone with a pants suit ;)
KaptainKronicX 5
Her boss may be a pimp, her promotion may be that she no longer has to work on the streets; but rather in a hotel, and her "business" suit may be what attracts clients, which in turn, generates revenue.
alphabetsoup1234 13
Pantsuits look funky on most females though. Hillary Clinton, well, she's her own sort of circus. Tehehehe.
jorrrdddinnn 1
woah, FYL :/
IDKKK69 0
Maybe its time for a new business suit?
hudson155 0
hey then why'd you go in there ??
themaddog 0
^ I think that's the hotel her pimp recommended.
taytoc 10
Sounds to me she's thinks u looked so good she thought u were a prostitute and kicked u out do to jealousy
stuart169 3
love your picture. Five Finger Death Punch is the best ever!
taytoc 10
U live in alabama?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Must've been a raunchy business suit...
kbt13 0
lol "raunchy"
sheethapins 13
She bought that suit at Hustler Hollywood.
emmanizzer 6
Well, did you have any baggage? Prostitutes usually don't have any.
LifesJusGreat 7
Prostitutes sometimes carry diseases with them thus they have baggage.
Awahso 25
Well atleast you are looking good ;D
RyanMacVey 17
this fml annoys me ... makes prostitutes sound like stupid ****** who are easily recognizable... some woman have reasons for why they would end up doing something like that, some have kids to feed... i wish people would realise this :/
namhowell 6
Because most of them are. You should probably stop watching documentaries about some special cases and assume that you know things.
RyanMacVey 17
i dont assume i know things... and ive never watched a documentary in my life.... am i not allowed to have an opinion?
twisted54 1
Someone's a prostitute...:)
Random_Person88 8
I never knew their were guy prostitutes too.
Channing0806 7
I never knew there were gay, guy prostitutes.
jlh2283 1
Seriously dude, you don't prostitute you go work at mikki ds and if you can't afford your kids you should probably think of protection and a adoption agency...
RyanMacVey 17
**** you all
quesidias 0
No.. Prostitutes are looking for a QUICK and easy way to make money. They are better ways to make money than selling your self talk about no self respect...
RyanMacVey 17
oh and how the **** would you know?
SmileEveryone 12
Dude, calm down...
taytoc 10
Since ur profile picture looks like 2 ten year olds flicking off the computer screen really does show how "cool" u r. Ur not Rly offending anyone since ur probably in the second grade and are cursing. I bet if u met any of these people in real life u wouldn't b flicking them off or saying "**** u" because u would get the crap beat out of u.
RyanMacVey 17
...sorry
rudegirlmania 10
48, ily. Please procreate at some point in your life. (not being sarcastic at all)
izzabella43 0
I think you have a point. (see everyone? I was able to say that without getting emotional)
enopola 5
Ahhh yes I agree now, hookers suck **** for money since their engineering degrees from MIT were just going to lead to stuffy office jobs.
namhowell 6
Well I'm sure she will get in trouble for doing that. FYL.