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Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (10447)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

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Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:55pm by balex

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No you are not i would've done it too

#3 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:57pm by Amrel

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