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at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML


I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (10513)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

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Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:55pm by balex

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No you are not i would've done it too

#3 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:57pm by Amrel

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