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Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (2298)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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The corners aren't gonna work themselves, honey.

#2 - On 06/08/2011 at 4:10pm by blueberrygiraffe

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Maybe you should work harder. Or have sex with the boss next time.

#7 - On 06/08/2011 at 4:12pm by iSurf

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