Work: Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

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By Wellfu - 02/04/2015 14:48 - Europe

Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 14:09

Today, I received my 12th rejection letter for voluntary work, as I don't have enough experience to be paid. I can't even work for free. FML

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Cut the crap

By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 17:59 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML

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By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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By a fat fucking shit and proud of it - 28/06/2014 19:09 - United Kingdom - Camberley

Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML

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By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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By kris - 25/04/2014 15:40 - United States - Upland

Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 09:47 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML

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By Lisa - 28/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:09

Become a prostitute, I heard the are paid well.

Snowstar 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:12

-Crickets- If you're gonna tell a joke, make it a good one...

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schaflava 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:59

you took the words right out of my mouth.

pedobear123 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:50

tell it to the microphone

aubrey1 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:43

can you say that into the microphone?

Yinky_Unbanned 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:49

Yea shut up you.. you.. jerk >:|

chrissi3vintage 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:12

go to college and graduate with BA's degree. clear your records and impress them. toucheee! :)

varkey 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:18

unpaid internships are surprisingly hard to get. even volunteer opportunities are hard these days. don't worry, keep your chin up, you'll find something eventually... i hope. FYL

87pynk 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 10:08

hey what's up

jellitonoctopus 19

Thursday 9 June 2011 10:14

yum.

crazyaces89 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:32

damn that really sucks...hope you can find something soon

james1992 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:31

there's no ydi button on here

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