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Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (5281)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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better than no job, your situation could be worse.

#5 - On 06/07/2011 at 4:18pm by braasilianx0

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Six years of university and no teaching positions to be found. Schools are cutting back instead of hiring. So now I'm working as a nanny. OP, I sympathize.

#11 - On 06/07/2011 at 4:23pm by goshpeople

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