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Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32583) - you deserved it (3087)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:21am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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maybe if his son is satisfied you could get a raise ;)

#1 - On 05/25/2011 at 5:52am by kingsamuelcdt

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so? you can at least make the kid feel happy. you could help him.

#2 - On 05/25/2011 at 5:53am by 1twilight

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