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Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19896) - you deserved it (6090)

On 01/11/2011 at 9:45am - work - by bitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them.

OK, I'm done.

#20 - On 01/11/2011 at 2:11pm by HomeAl0ne

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Poke out their eyes out with your rock hard nips, that will teach them to mess with you.

#3 - On 01/11/2011 at 1:03pm by every1luvsboners

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