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Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 9:45am - work - by bitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them.

OK, I'm done.

#20 - On 01/11/2011 at 2:11pm by HomeAl0ne

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Put your coat on? And if they're going to be back tomorrow I suggest you put on a little more clothes.

#4 - On 01/11/2011 at 1:04pm by Doortje

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