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Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (3833)

On 01/05/2011 at 11:41am - work - by x_udontknowme_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

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How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.

#2 - On 01/05/2011 at 1:10pm by knibbsy

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Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.

#4 - On 01/05/2011 at 1:15pm by roaminginsomniac

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