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Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18964) - you deserved it (8359)

On 12/07/2010 at 9:13am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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build a snowman. duh

#1 - On 12/07/2010 at 1:02pm by therealsuperman

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Flash computer games!
Make cookies for firemen/police. (Want to feel super sexy? Do this. They love the food and you get flirted with.)
Go to free Christmas/Holiday events. Check your paper for ideas.
Go to a museum or a gallery.
Get books from a library. Find a hobby by picking up things that look sort of cool, then read them and if you like it, try it.
Make Christmas presents.

There's always things to do.

#9 - On 12/07/2010 at 1:09pm by theRovingMage

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