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Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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She's an elderly lady. They get confused sometimes. Don't take it personally OP. If you don't get mistaken for a boy often, than you don't have anything to worry about.

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 6:27am by FFML_314

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Hey OP, maybe you should spend money, time and labour making yourself look more like the gender construct the western world has given you according to what genitals you were born with.

But seriously, who cares, even if the elderly lady had 20/20 vision, androgyny is hot.

#9 - On 08/24/2010 at 6:48am by Quest_

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