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Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 1:14am - work - by Noname (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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If you are indespensible/ irreplaceable then you will never be promoted.

'dont work hard enough' is a made up excuse.

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:35am by amelinat

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+4

"conscientious" never got promoted. Quit now, before they get used to using you as a doormat, you poor bugger

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:18am by hawkus

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+2

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