Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

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  • And that's when you reply, "Fuck getting you a driver's license."

    #2 - On 07/15/2013 at 3:52am by Druu

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  • That, my friend, is a fine example of "YOLO." Or more accurately, of natural selection.

    #1 - On 07/15/2013 at 3:51am by Booda_Shun

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