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Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
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On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

#20099743
111 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by lonerboner (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
159 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

#20886247
165 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
215 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480
133 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14708) - you deserved it (71352)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

#198130
75 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
106 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

#12023647
42 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Syrinth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

#20093112
123 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14684) - you deserved it (36837)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)



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