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July 2015

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Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28411) - you deserved it (1366)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
155 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
82 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
70 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

#21434596
89 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23754) - you deserved it (4054)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
64 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
65 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21698) - you deserved it (1490)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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