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August 2014

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Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

#21226147
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5246) - you deserved it (480)

On 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm - love - by Does this thought count? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

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33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5085) - you deserved it (531)

On 07/31/2014 at 10:50pm - misc - by RiceSickle (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

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33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2310) - you deserved it (339)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:06am - love - by WontBeThereForYou (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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