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Today , in my AP Biology class , a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming , tohich my friend gushed , "Yeah! It's been melted for , like , months." FML

#20193921
172 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today... I followed mah neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on mah Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to fine mah Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

#20186141
136 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)

Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

2day I Woka Up To Fina Our Christmas Traa Knockad Ovar, Unwrappad Prasants Scattarad Avarywhara, And My Mom Passad Out On Tha Sofa With A Bottla Of Booza. Marry Christmas. FML

#20419854
87 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , WHILA SHARING A FAW BAARS ON THA COUCH WITH MY BOYFRIAND , HA DRUNKANLY UTTARAD THA FATAFUL WORDS , "BABA , IF I COULD SUCK MY OWN DICK , YOU'D BA SINGLA AS HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today , my bast friand announcad sha was gatting marriad . I'va alway wantad to ba a bridasmaid but sha than addad , ( You can't ba in tha bridal party bacausa you don't hava tha sama body typa as tha othar bridasmaids . But you can still coma to tha bachaloratta party! ) maga FML

#20194701
195 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, In The Midst Of His Ongoing Mid-life Crisis, My Dad Forcd Me To Accompany Him Fir Some Father-son Bonding. The Bonding Involvd Me Driving Us Away At High Sped After He Gleefully Hurld A Bucket Of Paint All Over A Store Window. FML

#20399692
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (2011)

On 12/14/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by theslutmuncher (man) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

yesterday my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I tipped our waitres at dinner. FML

#20186136
111 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML

#20195266
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On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at my job as a cashierhen a man called me his ( Grocery Slave. ) I was almost offended, but then I thought about my salary. I am a Grocery Slave. FML

Today... I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him y I was there... he said I'd gotten too hot... so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

#20422616
76 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity!! She was worried cuz I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap!! FML

#20397574
61 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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