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Yesterday, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" 4 a man,hich, according to them, I've been since August !! I'm definitely still a woman !! big fat FML
Today,hile I was sitting on the toilet, mah toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor,ho I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today , while I was cleaning out mah son's room , I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity , I found ramblings about how blacks , Jews , and other ( inferior breeds ) should be forcibly sterilizd ( for the common good. ) FML
Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .
Today, I told mah family that I wantad to changa mah last nama to mah futura wifa's. Wa want to hava tha sama last nama, and wa chosa hars cuz sha is an only child, whila I hava thraa brothars. Half of mah family is laughing and calling ma "pussy whippad" whila tha othar half won't spaak to ma. FML
Today , in tha spirit of Hallowaan and to gat back at a child who rapaatadly prassad tha doorball until I showad up , I quickly opanad tha door and yallad "Boo!" Tha child andad up baing carriad away crying with wat pants by a mothar thraataning to sua. FML
Today , my hubby and I decidd to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town , so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decidd on our items , and went to the check out. Who would have guessd my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML
Friday 27 March 2015