Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son can call me from jail. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 9:59pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 6:48pm - money - by fuck gangnam style in the anus - United States (California)
Today, I found out that even though your brother agrees to watch your dogs for a week, it does not mean that he will pick up after them. Apparently, it's okay to leave piss and shit all over the deck and floors because they're not his dogs and he shouldn't have to clean up their messes. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 11:53am - animals - by JennyPenny (woman) - United States (Kansas)
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