Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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partake_fml 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
2 solutions : You dump him because he is an idiot. You stay with him, but you'll have to accept the fact that he'd rather like spending time with a pokemon than with you. Good luck with that.
Marack 0
Pokemon is the best, you guys need to get with the times, jesus titty ******* christ
tayman 0
jesus ******* christ you people need to lighten up a bit. you all know that 90% of these arent even ******* real, just made up to be funny. holy shit people are dumb... just laugh and go with the joke, idiots
happy1489 5
pokemon is the shit. joke or not it still rapes
LoadFasterPage 0
hey#1 did u know u can mate in pokemon too :)
ichikibobivopula 0
how do Pokemon have sex anyway?
DynamicDave 11
Very carefully?
rawrlily 0
Pokémon, if offended, can and will chew up your body, shit out your mangled carcass, and BREATHE TITTY ******' FIRE ON YOUR DEAD ******* BODY BITCH.
Neorecon19 18
#422- nobody knows. They only ever seem to find eggs.
davestrider 0
Pokemon is some awesome shit
karmachameeleon 13
Pretty sure I'd choose a new Pokemon game over sex and many other things, any day.
titandesu 14
i don't know that deems a bit farfetch'd
pimrol 16
this is ABSOLutely outrageous and ONIXeptable
Rnbw_Uncrn 10
Ah... I see whatchu did there...
Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
tman188 0
can't come between a guy and his video games
amrik 11
where is defog? lol
karch 0
one word. priorities. this man has them in order
pupleman 0
It's a slick game admit it
Emokidabbey 0
Thats the dumbest excuse ever. Video games should NEVER come before sex
HateMySister 6
I'd give up months of sex to play pokemon. I don't care if you hate, don't judge me.
ddlovatolover 23
Never get between a man and his Pokémon game.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
bberg01 5
yeah. it's the best.
jayke518 0
lmao
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Pokemom black ftw :D
PiMpMySaLaD 0
ive had black for months havent beat it... hacked the hell out of it though
XanderScythe 11
Thumbs up if it's 2012
jennlody 28
my 7 year old brother beat black.. lol
partake_fml 2
#2 that's not an excuse !
utopian_fml 0
yes it is. OP's ex is now banging some chick that actually _will_ put on a sexy mudkips costume. YDI
cowycal 4
Epic win, 376
exotica_fml 6
376 is a loserrrr
Lifelessnerd 0
lmao very nice one
luxor21221 0
LOL how old is he?
Neorecon19 18
It annoys me when people think others are immature for enjoying something like Pokemon that has been around since their childhood. I guess that means if you haven't given up on everything that you enjoyed as a kid, that means you're immature? Bunch of hypocrites...
acousticxxwench 0
um. wow. this one is your fault....way to date a nub.
asb1234561 0
Yeah right, I call BS on this one.
BobSwarley 4
although im not a fan of Pokemon, i can totally see a game (on release day) coming before sex sooo... bad timing? also, dont expect to have sex for a couple months after Starcraft 2 comes out....
BDTM 0
no man that was willing to lose his virginity would give up that over a game, no matter what it was. I can see it happening after he's done it a lot, but not the first time.
kingnor 0
so either you are 11 and texting your little boyfriend to have some sex, for which you fail or you're dating a grown man who plays pokemon (a game for 11 year olds) and you wish to have sex with him anyway, for which you fail. you fail.
happy1489 5
pokemons the shit first rugby players play it
videokid2000 10
A lot of adults play Pokémon. It's sad I'm defending nerds....
davestrider 0
You're an idiot Pokemon is for all ages! One of my teachers plays it!
TallMist 32
Tell me why it's immature to have hobbies, #10? Why are video games less of a valid hobby than anything else?
manders_ 0
#8 i've had this happen to me with COD4. Awkward times. There is no doubt in my mind that this is true.
Emokidabbey 0
I unpluged the PS3. Stupid call of duty