Noname 12 March 2009, 09:30 New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy

Blown job

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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saynotochrispine 28 July 2009, 04:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Beam me up!

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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May 4 September 2011, 04:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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Anonymous 1 October 2009, 05:56 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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justgreat 24 March 2012, 02:30 Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Repetitive

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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NOKHAN 25 October 2013, 17:17 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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eeh 7 May 2009, 14:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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RobinBunny713 19 July 2011, 03:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

The Force

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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Anonymous 18 March 2017, 12:00 Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Timing

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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BOO! 25 May 2019, 04:00 🌶️ Spicy

Stuff

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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man 30 October 2009, 16:34 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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rebboy_2008 0

12 March 2009, 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

millycent 0

12 March 2009, 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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Murphy_21 0

12 March 2009, 16:03

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Wow, Spock turns you on? Fail.

dangkoopa 0

7 March 2010, 23:56

Who is not turned on by Spock?

gorbeast 0

14 March 2010, 21:38

sounds like something my brother would do tbh

kolboi18 0

16 March 2010, 21:44

409 I know right?!

flakes_fml 0

7 April 2010, 02:05

lol! Spock blew your ****! fail!

itachi5464 0

20 April 2010, 10:22

wow ur smart

MearaRocks 0

20 April 2010, 19:17

Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie

xMegan 0

12 June 2010, 18:16

Star Trek IS oral sex. <3

drcool41 0

12 June 2010, 20:01

would he do it while giving u head?

jtin13 0

16 June 2010, 16:58

I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?

astarwarsfan 0

11 July 2010, 15:34

**** blocked by spock

TheOS025 0

27 July 2010, 03:43

ydi for watching star trek

Brendan3693 0

27 August 2010, 06:15

I must now do an imitation: captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime

Tora_Chan 0

29 August 2010, 17:10

total agree. OP you fail.

harrymcshabsstic 0

22 October 2010, 22:22

agree

GreatGeak 8

19 November 2010, 08:18

oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D

impatientsnake 4

20 March 2011, 09:23

ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter

Eggers 2

20 April 2011, 05:53

says the twelve-year-old

maz_irken 6

1 June 2011, 00:37

and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!

KlaLynn 3

22 June 2011, 03:32

That's okay, Spock turns me on too!

FoxyVixen 4

26 July 2011, 04:30

...maybe it is your brother? o.O

Kirlyfoo 9

18 December 2011, 18:02

488- let me start with **** u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /

mishaparis 7

27 December 2011, 20:28

Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?

TheLefty 1

17 January 2012, 06:07

Doesn't matter. Got head.

rocketpopper1030 11

29 June 2012, 09:42

But that's AWESOME. (:

Alvarortor 14

7 February 2014, 20:34

But...it's only logical

ZombieSazza 34

1 March 2015, 13:22

But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !

rebboy_2008 0

12 March 2009, 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

awesomechick618 0

26 April 2010, 11:24

lolszz agreed

firemanrob 0

1 December 2010, 11:53

haha winnn

nathanf101 0

3 April 2011, 02:32

fail

G3K0 7

27 June 2012, 09:47

Lmao

TheCaterpiller 6

7 July 2012, 09:31

Live long and prosper

millycent 0

12 March 2009, 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

yehr 0

30 November 2009, 10:40

cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.

alliede88 0

20 February 2011, 04:05

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

f her life though for going down on him as he's watching star trek. i will never be that lame. what a lack of self esteem.

PerditaDessa 38

2 September 2014, 11:52

Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.