Sex and Intimacy: Blown job

Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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You deserved it 6 207

By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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You deserved it 396

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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You deserved it 23 450

rebboy_2008 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

millycent 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

Comments

Danyell 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:12

trekkies are sexy

ezflip 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:23

You at least said in English and not Klingon (SP?) right?

your_face 15

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:28

I agree with #12

jackmode9316 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:33

Seriously? WTF?

Mandala_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:33

Did she flash you the Vulcan hand sign?

Nickodemus 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:36

#9 -- Once u go Klingon, you can't go back.

Acerbitas 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:37

#12 FTW

CequalsMD 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:42

Did you give her the neck pinch right as you orgasmed

xillentz 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:48

watching star trek while getting head? THAAAT is mighty gay.

gqlmno 23

Thursday 17 September 2015 4:37

nigga please yo ugly ass is just mad you can't get head. not even if the girl had low self esteem and was drunk AF

Kitten125 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:51

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WATCH FREAKING STAR TREK WHILE GETTING BLOWN? nerd. 8-P

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 10:45

heaps of people are into star trek, get over the pigeon holing already.

Enoch134 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:09

what's star trek and what's klingon????

wellardgerrard 0

Friday 5 November 2010 1:19

star trek pwns nerd or not.

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