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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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genius_man16 0
It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
Failercoptor 0
there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.
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genius_man16 0
It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
tkdkid33 0
^win
Missy612 14
I get seasick.
Avaene 7
And you know, you can't stop the motion of the ocean ;)
HerMischief 21
Only people who have a small penis say that.
wrestler_fml 0
What #1 said.... I guess work on your moves... girls can be b*tches btw. but at least you're not one of those guys whose gf's haven't ever SEEN their dick! THAT would be an even bigger blower
Failercoptor 0
there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.
LexLuthorBabe 0
What about women's breast size, wanna start that battle?
El_patron 0
implants... u can't implant a dick dumbass
OCDC 9
Yet.....
Honda288 2
Don't hate, what I'm assuming is a "she" has a good point. Men do tend to judge a woman by the size of their breasts or ass.
alene236 2
Agreed.
isallwaysme 27
there is plastic surgery for increasing the length on your penis dumbass
SynysterNero 20
But the surgery for enlarging a penis can be costly and very risky for the man.
pitapizzaparty 18
So are women's breast implants
FlyinOrion 10
Bullshit, dick implants are ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more risky than boobjobs. Reputable doctors can get a boobjob done in a couple of hours with ZERO complaints or complications. Dick implants are dangerous, ineffective and overall not worth it
demonddm 24
yes you can get penis implants to change your size
hazz_fml 0
What #1 said. Any girl who is worth it doesn't care about the size of a guys dick.
thinkpink 0
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard........Why would a magazine ever say that. So what if a girl really did think her boyfriend's dick was the absolute perfect size??? How is she supposed to tell him without him thinking she's a liar. I'd listen to her when she says it's perfect. She's probably exaggerating the fact that everything in her magazine is right. It's her way of saying she loves that magazine.
emeryryan 0
my dick is to big for any girl..:(
jdude2913 0
my dick is too big :(
blouuu_fml 0
So guys complain when their girls complain about the size of their penis, and then they complain when they say it's perfect. Is that how it works? You're just as complicated as us. Maybe some girls will tell you that your dick's perfect when it's not so they don't hurt your feelings. But I know guys who compliment their girlfriend on her dress not to hurt her feelings, too. Does that mean that all of them are lying? Maybe it IS perfect. Your life isn't f***ed, stop complaining.
jdude2913 0
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shutup A$$ WH0LE!!!!!!!!
poleybear 3
Not the same thing!!!
lemon_squeezy 0
HAHAHA thats actually really funny but some of the stuff in those magazines is bs
Yunie_fml 0
Here's something for you: Those girly magazines are all full of shit. I used to buy Cosmo all the time, and went AGAINST the advice. And you know what? I'm told all the time that I'm not like most girls, and in the good way. That being said, try not to take what it says to heart, and hopefully your girlfriend will grow a brain of her own enough not to consult it as if it were her own personal bible. Try not to let it bother you. If it really does, ask her to tell you the truth. But don't expect the truth not to sting - there's a 50-50 chance her answer could be worse than you want it to be.
Ariannalang 0
... Says the girl with a pink bunny for her picture.
jdude2913 0
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A$$ WH0LE
FingML 0
Damn....my gf told me my dick was perfect size last week too........f@#$
Vagabones 0
So basically what the magazine says is that women are spineless liars?