By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States
jpshotstar tells us more.
Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.
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#70 that is hilarious! guys think on this too much. if a girl loves you, she wouldn't care.
don't hate on cosmo! even though it's my favorite magazine and i've been a subscriber for years, i don't treat it like the bible. chances are, your penis IS just a tiny bit smaller than she would have liked.. but it's not an fml at all if you rock her in bed. btw, my boyfriend tells me i have perfect sized boobs, and i have comfortable Bs. when you wanna make your partner happy, average = perfect. it works both ways :)
This is such bullshit. A guy knows if he's a huge or not and telling him that it is when it's just normal is insulting. Perfect means perfect. Those magazine's are such crap and maybe the people writing them have a blown out vags. Some girls don't need to lie to their boyfriends all the time and actually tell the truth.
But I tell my boyfriend this, and I definitely mean it.
I'll be honest, I have said this before and meant it. But I've also said this before, and thought it was smaller than I'd like. Size doesn't really matter, but girls have preferences just like the guys have preferences about breast size.
Sucks but hey, it's worse hearing her telling her friends how small your dick is and you can't do anything about you dick size can you?
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It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.