By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 755
You deserved it 8 667

jpshotstar tells us more.

jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

Top comments

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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killuhhhkayy 0

haha, i'm sorry but that's so funny, only because this: my ex boyfriends mother had that same magazine in her car, and me and my friend brought it into my ex's house while we were hanging out with some friends. we came across that article, and i showed it to my best friend and another boy that we were hanging out.. and i looked at my ex, and smiled and patted his leg and said.. "you're the perfect fit!", but i was only joking around. after that, he couldn't find out what we were laughing about and downloaded the magazine to try and find it because i took the magazine home with me hahaha.

dude you dont need a big penis live with what you got and live proud

squeaky_fml 0

it's totally true, if a girl says it's a "good size" that means it's small. I'm surprised guys haven't figured this out by now. On the other hand, you have a small dick and she still likes you. You must be doing something right.

squeaky_fml 0

I wonder if this rule applies to boobs, too. Guys, does it?

stop complaining, jerk- at least you have a girlfriend. IVE BEEN SINGLE FOR DAMN NEAR 6 MONTHS!!!

#3 is an idiot because girls don't complain, (how high maintenance must we be if we were to complain about your dick size? wtf?) who even cares if your dick is small? (by the way, i would never lie to my boyfriend and tell him his dick was perfect if it wasn't.) if you can get her off, you're doing fine.

Not every girl likes a big one... Anyhow, I think that what matters most is if the guy can get the girl off. I've dated "big" guys who thought that the only talent they needed to have was their size. I'd rather date a guy with a "small" dick and who is good in bed, to be honest.

dozmay107 0

i've read that article before! lmao. and if it's average say it's big.

izangel 0

So what if thats what Cosmos said...its a true lie.....my husband sent me this article and said see...i told you so. i disagree.... HIs **** is perfect it fits every where I want it to go and can make me have O's 20 - 30 times at each "laying" . I also have a Cosmos magazine here that says a woman can only have an ****** if her clit is stimulated. That is such a lie, and I prove it all the time. I sometimes have my hardest O's when my husband is ******* me anally.

kobe_fml 0

HAHA! Firstly, I have said that. Secondly, Cosmo is ALWAYS true! Thirdly, I think you're my ex-boyfriend!