By Jack - 08/07/2011 15:10 - United States

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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
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rhyleigh 1

I would actually be happy that he gave you something personal.

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mike3775 35

LOL You may think it sucks, but at least grandpa had a sense of humor. Sure it may seem like it sucks, but really, I think its hilarious. Let the negative votes reign supreme, as I know its coming. But unlike others, I like having a sense of humor and having fun in life, and wait till I die and see what I left for my kids when they read my will(which my wife thinks is hilarious)

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rhyleigh 1

I would actually be happy that he gave you something personal.

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Ugi 26

Something personal, and hopefully washed!

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garrettsgirl 0

hahahahaha who says you cant have humor when your dead lol

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MrSassypants 32

36 no one. Who actually says that quote?

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hutch66 13

Yeah. Look on the bright side OP. At least your grandpa had a great sense of humor.

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arlekin21 0

well at least he didnt give you his prostethic leg from that baseball game

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pixieyy 0

your grandpa sounds like he was a legend!

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imosim 0

step 1: blow up doll. step 2: ???? step 3: PROFIT!

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Well OP's grandpa wants him to be the most happy and obviously cares a lot about his enjoyment in life

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bagginzy 14

Gramps got the last laugh. I'd be happy, to me it seems like you two were closer than your siblings were to him, but that's just me.

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NecroParade 3

You know... There's a certain point when personal becomes creepy.

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coltsluvr123 2

lol maybe grandpa meant something by it

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tjv3 10

I would take it as meaning he thought more of you than the others since he left them just money, but he thought about one last way to make a joke for you. sorry for your loss

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stro88 6

he wanted to keep it in the family hahaha. spray it with sanitizer an youre on your merry way.

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scrapmetal58 9

An 82 that point has yet to be reached.

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FuniiBunii 0

Maybe inside the doll there Is $800 ;) and ur grandpa wanted 2 give it 2 u in a secret way cuz ur special ;) hehe

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nahgemoohc 17

Well,might as well make full use of it;)

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Rosehart 10

That was one funny grandpa, sucks for you though

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OWNZ 0

Are you kidding!?!? Its like a million times better than $400!!! ;)

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ImAHomosexual 0

^ And 1000000 x 400 = $400,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!???!?!!??!!!!! You're a ******* millionaire!!!

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Tommananaze6T9 4

yea id be hapoy with that and i had a grandpa that funny

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rogergraton 0

maybe grandpa left a little bit of himself in it

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mike3775 35

LOL You may think it sucks, but at least grandpa had a sense of humor. Sure it may seem like it sucks, but really, I think its hilarious. Let the negative votes reign supreme, as I know its coming. But unlike others, I like having a sense of humor and having fun in life, and wait till I die and see what I left for my kids when they read my will(which my wife thinks is hilarious)

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barrelroll1472 0

you get negative votes because of the little rant, other than that your comment was fine

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biasedshooter 24

I don't think it sucks, he didn't buy the attachment

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bitchslapped22 14

He got the opposite of negative votes

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iDONTNO54 0

what did you put in the will? :D

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Arthurie 30

149 - The opposite of negative is positive.. not neutral.

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icanhazblivions 1

well at least he thought about you specifically

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Metal_Chick 15

Exactly^^. Op you may think your life sucks because you didn't get $400 like everyone else. But what you don't realize is that there is way more to money, maybe you were your grandpa's favorite and you should appreciate his gift to you no matter what it is.

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Metal_Chick 15

97- Are you in that 54%? lol

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that1guyyy 12

you could make much more than $400 renting it out to lonely losers

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cumverg 0

Well, to be fair, sex dolls are very expensive... Besides, $400 is pocket change in comparison to much larger inheritances.

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knights95 9

Let's hope the grandpa broke it in. ?

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doom2 8

your grandpa was awesome :) but hey, at least you got something :)

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Ugi 26

To be fair, that is pretty funny!

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darkch0colate 0

I woulda spent my $400 on one anyways

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