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By Stomachtransplant? - 19/02/2018 23:40
Today, I had such awful acid reflux I damaged my esophagus and it took hours to get to the point I could eat. My housemates got Chinese and I ate a few of their mushrooms. Turns out I'm now badly allergic to MSG and I now look like a red balloon. FML