Kids, Health and Pregnancy: Not the expected outcome

Not the expected outcome

By Thanksiguess - 19/02/2018 15:00

Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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My little girl

By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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By StillTooYoung - 20/01/2013 13:13 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was discussing with my husband how it was time I stopped taking birth control so we could have a baby. He looked at me and said sincerely, "We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think?". He's 35 and I'm 32. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 14:10 - Serbia - Pancevo

Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 19 February 2018 17:01

Now you know what he felt when he had you.

rebeccabyram 15

Monday 19 February 2018 15:22

Your dad is an idiot

Comments

rebeccabyram 15

Monday 19 February 2018 15:22

Your dad is an idiot

Sinshine 28

Monday 19 February 2018 15:35

Makes you wonder what he thought about getting op...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 February 2018 16:11

Is he demented or just vain? When you become a grandpa, you’re officially old!

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 19 February 2018 16:47

So...he told his own daughter that having a child was throwing your life away? Wow.

Rabite 28

Monday 19 February 2018 19:01

Well it is. But for many people it's a good thing.

ari330 21

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:50

no it's not dumbass, you don't throw your life away. You are bringing in another life and just starting a new journey

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 19 February 2018 17:01

Now you know what he felt when he had you.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 19 February 2018 21:56

How old were your parents when you were born if 46 is too young to be having a kid?

nanjiii_fml 26

Tuesday 20 February 2018 0:09

poor daddy - he had been waiting so much long that he's become crazy 😂

izzajaneful 24

Tuesday 20 February 2018 6:59

Sounds like something my dad would say as a joke.

Takegami 22

Tuesday 20 February 2018 14:43

Wow... well... there might be an issue with your father’s mind

Liongoddess8 18

Tuesday 20 February 2018 15:02

Wow! That's amazing! The average woman usually goes through menopause during their mid to late 40s so I'm really surprised that you were able to conceive at that age. Your dad obviously isn't very bright, you may have to go through basic biology with him. If he's not willing to support you, I'd suggest that you just focus on you and your baby, I'm sure that you're more than capable.