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Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22913) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well obviously there was an error. They go by license plate not vehicle. Go fight the boot.

#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:30am by pleasenopuffin

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and the two tickets you got? ydi

#10 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:48am by DataWhore

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