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Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well obviously there was an error. They go by license plate not vehicle. Go fight the boot.

#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:30am by pleasenopuffin

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Does it mean two of those were still yours and that you hadn't paid for them? And seriously.. do they really track tickets by car, and not by driver? Smells like a fake

#21 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:42am by marc_with_a_c

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