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Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (5763)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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You are in Mexico with 20 USD...What's the problem with living like a king?

#4 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:25pm by bugmenot1

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i guess you'll just have to sell your body. probably won't be a problem.

#12 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:33pm by allaayy_naa

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