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Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks (11300) - you totally deserved it (4694)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:35pm - money - by drstrnj (man) - United States (Utah)

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YDI for being cheap. LOL.

Whoo, first. o.o

#1 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:09am by MzMegs

I don't even pay $10 for a hair cut lol

#24 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:55am by cackle

Nice job Scrooge.

#2 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:10am by xCrackerx

lol. i see that the sun can get annoying

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:12am by supermike1123

that was one expensive haircut

#4 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:13am by M13LO

well, you only owe $490 now.

#5 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:14am by foolishworkerbee

he probably wasn't even able to get a haircut... lol

#29 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:39pm by killerog

I don't think this is a "YDI for being cheap" since we all like to save (at least those of us who HAVE started trying to save).

This is a "YDI for being stupid". If you can't see while driving, stop. That could have easily been a person regardless of circumstances.

Also, it's 'now' not 'know'.

#6 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:19am by twiggly

Dont get to laid back now Twiggly GOSH

#7 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:22am by Bananaaa

I don't think you can complain about being uptight when you won't say GOD

Unless you're being ironic.

#8 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:52am by DameGreyWulf

Irony: the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

#9 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:00am by xCrackerx

::eyeroll:: Oh no, it's the irony police. Ironic means doing something that one would not expect. For example, in this situation, saying "Gosh!" while calling someone uptight: you would not expect a laid-back person to say "Gosh!", so they are likely saying it ironically.

Anyway, if you know what someone means, then language has served its purpose. Words and meanings change and chastising someone for using a word in a way you don't like has no benefit and makes you look arrogant at best.

#47 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:33pm by CeilingofStars

just so everyone knows i was being Ironic, so get over it!

#48 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:14am by Bananaaa

if you're trying to save money, you should start remembering that using your car costs money, too (not just if you have an accident).

#10 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:03am by medfly

Well, possibly if you had not gotten that hair cut, it would have been your long scraggly hair blocking your view instead of the glare of the sun. :]

At least now, you have a stylin' new 'do!

#11 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:34am by Witchcraft

Did you get a shave? lol. While this does suck a lot I say fyl and ydi. Fyl cause you can't spell and ydi for driving when you couldn't see to well.

#12 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:42am by pmk138

what is misspelled?

#28 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:13pm by drstrnj

Nothing is misspelled.

#34 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:27pm by Witchcraft

Common sense would dictate that you drive with a blindfold on to protect your eyes from the glare. Stupid people these days...

#13 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:22am by Triumvirate

This will no longer be a problem once my sun blocking device is complete. Rejoice, my good man.

#14 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:53am by mercyFML

Am I the only one who's never heard of a star barrier before? Makes it hard to tell just how much he deserved it when I can't tell if he crashed into something small or more like a wall.

#15 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:55am by Crunch_Nugget

This is what you get for not sleeping with your military base.

#16 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:09am by n1rvanat1zed

You should have stopped or atleast slowed down. YDI

#17 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:21am by RetardedBuddy

where's plexico these days?

#18 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:40am by itouchguy360

I accidentally killed him in an.. erm, asphyxiation incident. He died happy.

#19 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:44am by mercyFML

I was a witness. It was very unfortunate.
It's true though, he was smiling as he was gasping for air.

#39 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:40pm by Witchcraft

and i was not there

#40 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:41pm by Bananaaa

YDI for using false logic

#20 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:18am by aero

Dude, the barriers aren't that hard to see, I drive through them every day, sometimes with full glare. YDI for trying to take advantage of privileges you haven't earned.

#21 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:12am by RuralNinja

FU for not realizing I deserve it more than you idiot...

#27 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:05pm by drstrnj

Yeah, because I'm in Afghanistan and you're not? When does the chairforce deploy? Learn to use english better, that way you don't sound like you're a cheap scumbag.

#38 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:05pm by RuralNinja

Cause I am in the Army and have been to war a few times myself. Think before you speak douche!

#43 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:12pm by drstrnj

no need to fite people

#44 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:42pm by Bananaaa

YDI those barriers are at every military post in the world. If your military you would know that, if your not why use our benefits?

#22 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:52am by kmoore21

Why the fuck would you even do it, every post I've been too, it's cheaper, or the same price off post. They usually do a better job too. Especially at Fort Hood... You're probably some fucking douche bag PX Ranger.

#23 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:42am by Blue_Coconuts

that was one costly haircut!!!! :-)

#25 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:25am by galuta

YDI for being in the military!

#26 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:57am by iamelrebel

what is a star barrier?

#30 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:14pm by n_london

Yes, what is a star barrier?

#36 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:49pm by mirage24

Silly boy you must have forgot your common sense at home.

#31 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:45pm by ShetHappensxx

you're an idiot

#32 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:43pm by DickGozinya

YDI FOR USING BENEFITS THAT ARENT YOURS! stop using our benefits!

#33 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:00pm by Avgguy

so because I am in the Army I can't use an Air Force Base to get a hair cut????

#37 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:06pm by drstrnj

this is probably fake. don't army haircuts cost a ton of $ unless ur IN the army??

#35 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:36pm by mattman300

ur sure happy u saved $10 now huh lmao

#41 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:06am by jhon316

what, no one is going to say "Damn male drivers?"

Their high frequency of stupid wrecks like this is why they have to pay more for car insurance than women drivers do

#42 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:35pm by cxal

There's a lot of people here who have no freakin idea what they're talking about. How does he not deserve the benefits? If he can get on base that means he is 1) a military member, 2) a military member's dependent, or 3) former military. Anyone else needs a military sponsor and a pass that their sponsor must get for them from the visitor's center. They don't just let anyone on base for a haircut. I can see how that goes:

"Let me see your CAC card."
"I don't have one. I'm only here for a cheap haircut."
"Oh. Go right in, sir. Oh, but you should know that since you're not military your haircut will cost $3,000."

Morons.

#45 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:50pm by ChairForce

or you could have bought a pair if polarized sunglasses months ago and still would have saved $10. also YDI because military cuts are faggoty.

#46 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:47am by Subjectzero

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