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Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture. When she returned it, I noticed she had filled the gas tank up. I thanked her for doing so, and she handed me the receipt and said "just add it to next month's rent". FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 11:07am - money - by overdriven07 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Buy her a birthday present (or Christmas, whatever the hell).
When she says how much she likes it, hand her the receipt and say, "Just deduct it from this month's rent."

#8 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:15pm by Intoxicunt

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Are you serious? I"m sorry but I was taught then when you borrow things you return them in the same condition if not better. I always borrow my friend's truck and fill it all the way up regardless of when/where/how long I used it. Even after he tells me I don't have to, it's been ingrained into my head by my parents and I've yet to meet someone that didn't like the gesture.

#3 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:07pm by nomadxx7

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