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Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - money - by outagrand (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Your mom is stupid. Yeah, FYL.

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:28pm by Intoxicunt

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Wow, definitely FYL. And punch your mom for us.

#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by Tiefling_Tasha

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