Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I figured out the bank account my mom set up for me is actually a joint account, and she gets half the money I deposit. I have been putting money in there for 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML
Today, the bank called saying we were late in the mortgage payments. I was puzzled because three months ago I issued a big cheque to my mum pay off the mortgage. I just discovered that she instead lost it all at the casino. Turns out, she's become a compulsive gambler ever since dad passed away. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 5
Your mom is stupid. Yeah, FYL.
Tiefling_Tasha 0
Wow, definitely FYL. And punch your mom for us.
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Intoxicunt 5
Your mom is stupid. Yeah, FYL.
Intoxicunt 5
But you probably deserve it if you have her DNA.
oldjakke 0
it looks true
voodootrucker 0
who the **** doesn't have direct deposit?
xonk21 0
YDI for letting your mom do you shit for u
jk98girl 0
well if your job involves getting tips then you cannot get direct deposit which would make sense in this case considering they said the money was in cash
ryguy997 0
YDI for being a lazy asshole.
Tiefling_Tasha 0
Wow, definitely FYL. And punch your mom for us.
xstaticdelta 6
OMFG Send your mom to retarded school
coopcas 0
Oh, ouch. Hopefully they got it before the trash was taken out.
blahblahlifesux 0
why would you give your money to your mom to deposit it and not just deposit the money yourself? YDI
lmmmr 0
There are so many answers to that question.
genius_man16 0
Yes, but $1200? What could possibly happen that she needs to deposit that money ASAP and somehow can't do it herself? I say YDI for just not doing it yourself, until you can give me a REALLY good story about why you couldn't.
Starayo 1
Yeah? My dad has me deposit checks worth upwards of five grand at a time because he has to work so hard he only gets about three hours of sleep on average. Family is supposed to be trustworthy.
whateverbro 0
ok, you're mother is an idiot.
BeeSkwaird 0
You are mom is an idiot? Oh, the irony.
akjax 0
What #49 said. It's one thing when people use your in place of you're, but when they make the effort to put in the ' and e, it makes it so much better.
Zenma 0
#49 and #62, Epic win.
jenjen23 0
I love you for this!
xstaticdelta 6
GRAMMAR NAZI FTW
ugadawg13 0
Hopefully you can get it back. Shouldn't be a problem.
iain08 2
you were just going to buy weed or hookers, YDI.
KiwiDingo 0
minus the fact that OP is female... hookers wouldn't really be high on her list -.-
slinkiess 0
How could someone mix up the deposit place with a trash can? FYL.
aslate 0
k, y were u sending ur mom 2 do somethng u couldve done just as (if not more) easily?
sadistmonkey 19
I agree...
lawdylawdylawdy 0
maybe her mum was going to the bank anyway... or maybe she was just busy and her mum wasn't... there's loads of reasons why...