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Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88526) - you deserved it (6971)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

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Didn't the sales person remember you?

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:07pm by Teffie

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yea, ask for the salesperson. ask the security to check the cameras. there is always a camera above the cashier.

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:11pm by dragon

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