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Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (95662)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

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