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Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11639) - you deserved it (127858)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

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it would also be more believable if you used correct grammar.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:05pm by wesayxsummer

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would've also been more believable if you spoke correct spanish.

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:08pm by cady18

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