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Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML


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On 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm - money - by Ms. Piggy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.

#2 - On 03/02/2014 at 7:19pm by MidnaLink

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Thats not rude at all

#1 - On 03/02/2014 at 7:19pm by Acers1

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