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Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

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Well that's not the other person'so fault and really, if you were intending to return it, you shouldn't have bought it in the first place.

#7 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:28pm by Krystal3408

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I think your saviour did a poor job of keeping you from being embarrassed.

#3 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:26pm by Meraki

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