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Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML

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On 12/19/2013 at 12:20pm - money - by you fucking idiot (woman) - United States (Washington)

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It's okay, OP. You'll soon have that money back, plus millions. You just have to wait for the guy to be able to leave the refugee camp, and you're all set.

#1 - On 12/19/2013 at 8:04pm by Nyx

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Foreign diplomat? Wow, your husband must really be a fool. Now if you excuse me, a Nigerian prince is asking me if I can lend him a couple of thousands.

#5 - On 12/19/2013 at 8:06pm by MrSassypants

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