Money: Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from...

By you fucking idiot - 19/12/2013 17:20 - United States - Union

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML

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Scammed

By Username - 04/08/2011 09:15 - United States

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

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Catfished!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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Charity

By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By pkz - 31/01/2010 02:11 - France

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

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Double-crossed

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 20:00

Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML

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I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Friday 20 December 2013 2:04

It's okay, OP. You'll soon have that money back, plus millions. You just have to wait for the guy to be able to leave the refugee camp, and you're all set.

MrSassypants 32

Friday 20 December 2013 2:06

Foreign diplomat? Wow, your husband must really be a fool. Now if you excuse me, a Nigerian prince is asking me if I can lend him a couple of thousands.

Comments

Mr_Loudmouth 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 16:41

Wow, I can't believe people still fall for that stuff. FYL Op, hopefully it wasn't too much money.

YeaSo3 14

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:50

lol how stupid

AgentPlatypus73 8

Friday 3 January 2014 1:20

So... it's OK if he's using it for drugs or presents for another girl?

6969ay 9

Sunday 15 June 2014 8:28

I am Nigerian, and even down here you have to be extra vigilant to avoid falling prey to this guys, there is one who has been calling me lately, he even knows my name, how? I don't know.

AnthonyH4588 3

Wednesday 5 November 2014 22:55

Did it work?

goddessafrodite 6

Monday 22 December 2014 12:00

And this is why I do not share a bank account with anyone. And I do mean anyone. My husband didn't know I opened an account until after I came back from the bank where he wasn't even aware I was going lol.

sharond23 10

Sunday 31 December 2017 0:28

you are married to a complete idiot.

thad1287 11

Tuesday 20 March 2018 19:44

did it work?

J15237 25

Wednesday 21 April 2021 16:49

At least he is only a dumb ass instead of a cheater right? I mean this shouldn’t ruin your marriage at all. Just cost your husband control in the banking department.