By you fucking idiot - 19/12/2013 17:20 - United States - Union

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

It's okay, OP. You'll soon have that money back, plus millions. You just have to wait for the guy to be able to leave the refugee camp, and you're all set.

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MrSassypants 32

Foreign diplomat? Wow, your husband must really be a fool. Now if you excuse me, a Nigerian prince is asking me if I can lend him a couple of thousands.

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xcanox 9

Did the foreign diplomat's name happen to be Mr. Herp McDerp?

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perdix 29

So drugs or gifts for another woman would be less bad than the fake diplomat?

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xDovahkiin 12

I'd have thought it was stupid, but been relieved anyway.

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crazytwinsmom 25

As OP's name so aptly points out.

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pam241 15

hahaha best fml I've read in awhile

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Hurmbifrum 14

Is your husband by any chance Peter Griffin?

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tukies 28

Wait you mean that's a scam? Damn...

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NessaMae 19

I could just imagine it now. You check the mail, and there's money in an envelope. Whoa, millions of dollars. But It's foreign money, and It's only worth a couple bucks when exchanged for American money. Just a weird scenario I thought of.

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Fmlsea 28

wow the other two options would've been better then that ... ( not that those are good either) I feel sorry for you that you married a dumb ass .

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