Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.
AnOriginalName 19
So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!
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Comments (78)
deathposts 8
File away! Plus sense your there they can't put you on hold
JamieBue38 5
since* you're* commas!!
jondivey 9
#12 thank you for your service.
dfair1987 16
apostrophe*
scooterdude720 19
The correct word is "apostrophes".
Dancer3626 11
Am I the only one who thinks these are annoying?
NeatNit 32
60: no. 49 and 59: he meant commas.
AnOriginalName 19
So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!
Little4Bear 10
Oh the irony...
JuliaaNoelle 26
That's exactly what I was thinking, #2. FYL OP.
SwaggCapone 11
might as well get that paperwork started while your there
MoronsAccount1 12
It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.
AbstraktThoughts 13
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
cathrope 10
#20, your a copycat :-P
midnight165 5
This wouldve been a great plot twist.. I hate the lame ones.. But this made. Me laugh a bit
jasmine2301 25
#21 *YOU'RE! damn!
Spider_Web 11
@26: NO, go sit in the corner
Peachy2392 26
Shut up #38.
Myo_fml 20
Pineapple.
Cleu 12
#20 they are more there than they should be.
SwaggCapone 11
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!.......oh sorry
mattrd_fml 31
at least you wont have to have too much trouble filing a claim.
emmingle 24
It's an omen. Run while you can!
jef1371 4
you probably wont have to pay
Blaphlafagus 19
Hopefully the insurance guy has insurance
perdix 29
Kill the customers who try to make claims -- that's one way to keep profits high.
Wizardo 33
Don't delay, claim today!
gooddealjoe 7
I can only imagine what the other guy was thinking