Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing "happy birthday". FML
by ididntevendrinkthatnight / 06/07/2013 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Money
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#1 - On 06/07/2013 at 6:12am by purebliss
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Don't worry OP, his luck will run out sooner or later. For all you know he might just be the guy who accidentally gets hit by a car a few blocks away, "accidentally".
#3 - On 06/07/2013 at 6:15am by Ambient25
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