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Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29779) - you deserved it (2521)

On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

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I say you take away his Internet. Just for awhile. He'll come and find you in the hopes you'll be able to help him.

#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 6:02am by Connect

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Don't bother telling him that. He'll probably ask what "it" is, thinking you were spelling something secretive.

#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 6:01am by Nordrag

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