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Maybe you can ask the owners of the small farm down the street to come pick up their rogue irregular bull? Just be sure to stay between him and the fine china to avert a real catastrophe.

15- I really want to cover golf balls in sandpaper and shove them up your asshole after reading your comment. Come on now.

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Maybe you can ask the owners of the small farm down the street to come pick up their rogue irregular bull? Just be sure to stay between him and the fine china to avert a real catastrophe.

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Mythbusters taught me that bulls don't really like ceramic items and they avoid them like the plague :-)

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Same here. They won't even deal with rabbid raccoons... So people call the police instead, as if we can do anything about it.

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I live next to a cattle farm and the cows always break through the electrical fence. They make quite the mess in my front yard when they shit EVERYWHERE.

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Once I found a dead dog, so I called animal control. They told me to put it in a bag and drag it back to my front door so they could pick it up. Fuck animal control.

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In my area, it's actually good. Some neighbors of mine tracked a stray dog they saw to my house. After we cornered it, animal control came. They found out she had a chip using a machine. Hopefully the owner(s) will be reunited with the dog. Animal control isn't bad everywhere.

Don't all of you people have like a shotgun in the umbrella stand and a few handguns laying around? Go shoot it.

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Really, 14? You don't think a bull is dangerous? Good. Keep believing that, and do me a favor and walk out in front of the next one you see.

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I own a few guns but wouldn't be able to personal take an animals' life. If it was charging at me, that's a different story but the OP is indoors and out of harm's way. There's no threat to kill the bull.

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33- I've worked on a couple farms, an trust me, if you don't mess around it will usually stay away. Even if you do get close, most will just run away.

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@56, there is a lot of myths associated with bulls. Most people have never really had to do anything with one so they just continue the myths.

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36. people have to go out of their house sometimes, you know. You know, to go to work/school, buy groceries, etc.

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I totally agree! I mean, I just took my bull to a bull park, and let him run around with other bulls. And then we played fetch!!!

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Animal control usually deals with stray dogs/cat, and vermin infestations, so it's unlikely that they have the equipment or facilities to deal with such a large animal that is quite dangerous.

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