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Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

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haha yeah, I'm hoping you were able to explain yourself and get out of trouble. I mean, really, like someone would write a reminder for drug money on their hand... ok, it's probably happened, but still. haha

#3 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:11pm by klassic09

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what a weird coincedence ahah. i gotta admit, thats pretty funny, but I'm sure your principal would have been willing to let you explain yourself. Its not everyday that you find a debate team member that does LSD..

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:28pm by whattheeff

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