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Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML


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On 06/28/2012 at 12:53pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I would have done research with the town first. With any kind of construction you want to talk to people about ordinances first. The realtor just wants to sell sell sell.

#1 - On 06/28/2012 at 4:35pm by evilplatypus

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Could always build a paintball course and get revenue from that

#5 - On 06/28/2012 at 4:37pm by Zachthejoker

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