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Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (2016)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

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Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

#1 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:52am by Greendaycheese

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Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

#2 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:53am by xlord

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