Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (2016)
On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails,…
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
#1 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:52am by Greendaycheese
See in context
+193 | 8
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
#2 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:53am by xlord
+92 | 24
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Top of the page
You must have an FML account to comment.
Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!
The Artist's interview
All illustrated FMLs
Wednesday 13 August 2014
The whole blog
© 2008-2014 by
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments - FeedBurner alternative
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia