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Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML


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On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

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you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

#12 - On 05/24/2012 at 9:47am by I_Punch_Babies

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Threaten to kick him out of he doesn't get his act together. That's sucks tho. GL!:)

#10 - On 05/24/2012 at 9:47am by narkui

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