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Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..
Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015