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Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (2863)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:14pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:01pm by hatesfate

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Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.

#3 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:01pm by missanderson813

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