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Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

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Ohhh no they stole ur surprise party?

#5 - On 05/11/2012 at 3:22am by kevinn95

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That's awful! I'm so sorry op! Happy birthday (:

#1 - On 05/11/2012 at 3:19am by ddddddddg

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