Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8438) - you deserved it (21825)
On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding…
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How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?
#1 - On 05/03/2012 at 2:19am by YdoIhaveAchode
See in context
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Thats fucking awesome.
#4 - On 05/03/2012 at 2:21am by HeyMondayAddict
+225 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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